Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 6v>z
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : 8^vArS;
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ^mf jn-=3
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 V.2[ F|P;3
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Here are just a few reasons. why: /< QSe
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為什麼呢? l[*sHi
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 no
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"What are you thinking?" 2*Q3.2 Z
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? =<.F3lo\s
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She doesn't care what you think. ve-8*Xa
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ^Plc}W7h
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 d1bhJK
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 l{Er+)a
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. JO}?.4B
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 <+q$XL0
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. }"4roJ
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. _lT0Hu
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Women over 40 are dignified. 41}/w3Z4
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 \O? u*
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 2kJ!E@n7
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. (Oq Hfv
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ?0z)EPQ|
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if they think they can get away with it. 5#!ogKQ(i
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 2GUupnQkD
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 @woC8X
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. TPK@*9rI
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. tW(+xu36
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 9U'[88
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. &CUC{t$VHX
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, H"D5e
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. <jFSj=cIL
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. ^aptLJF
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. pYh!]0n
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 waQtr,m)
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Older women are forth right and honest. =GTD"*vwr
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Ut_mr
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 $3 vhddO
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. k/bque
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. Rf:<-C0T
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. {
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. LU(%K{9
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. tN}c0'H
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40歲以上的男人呢? @G(xaU'u
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 6l[G1KkV
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, )UP8#|$#T
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. I+~bCcgPi
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ((cb4IX
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: K7Gm-=%
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ?[|hGR2L
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here's an update for you. h>|u:]I>
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? gY%&IHQ'
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? gD1+]am
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig `oVB!eapl
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just to get a little sausage ! zLK
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! EZ{/]gCK
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