Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am Qe~C}j%
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ~Dg:siw
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 TrDT
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Here are just a few reasons. why: )+FnwW
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 DvW
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. ['(qeS@5
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 d Np%=gIj
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 K81FKV.
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. s\.r3U&6
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ;4+z~7Je]^
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 8\il~IFyi
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. dhLd2WSyH
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Women over 40 are dignified. covCa )kf
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 E2h
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ; <- f
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you .yDR2sW
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if they think they can get away with it. Njo.-k
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 @V4nc
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 9Eh*r@>
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. axG%@5
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 M!G/5:VZ
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Women get psychic as they age. nJH'^rO!C
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, i&HU7mP/
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. i39_( )X
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. ]_>38f7h
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. `[=/
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 +MS*YpPW
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Older women are forth right and honest. QIwO _[Q
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 8pm
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 2Z(?pJyDM
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. JWt@vf~
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. @&h_+|:-
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. PtjAu
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Ornm3%p+e
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 a/d8_(0
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, uL-$^],
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: ]{-ib:f~
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 5t-(MY
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? M4XU*piz
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? R*"zLJP
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig E-rGOm" m
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just to get a little sausage ! ?cr^.LV|h^
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! GQkI7C
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