Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am M ?3N
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. N<{`n;
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 *Q>:|F[vM
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Here are just a few reasons. why: C:K\-P9
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 t#q>U%!
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? S?{5DxilO
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She doesn't care what you think. saT9%?4-
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 Y;w]u_
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 [v`4OQF/
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. W<4\4
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 v<SEGv-
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. l#"alU!<^
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 8F*
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Women over 40 are dignified. J4vKfxEg
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. </X"*G't
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 SSXS
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you [z~Nw#
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if they think they can get away with it. nADd,|xD3
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 !.9vW&t
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 T]W -g
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. mig3.is
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. _Pkh`}W:
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 :/NN=3e
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, wDO5Zew!
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. a,~P_B|@
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. F4Uk+|]Bu
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. gcxk'd
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Older women are forth right and honest. 6W=:`14
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熟女直接又誠實 V+24- QWh
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. kDq%Y[6Z
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. K]8wW;N4
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. H4NEB1TO>
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. j\f$r,4
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 3+3m`%G
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. Q
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40歲以上的男人呢? t3$gwO$
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 J~3T8e#
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, Uob |Q=MQ
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. ==1/N{{R
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: WG
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Ln2C#Uf
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? R.IUBw5;/
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig %K'*P56
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just to get a little sausage ! gH^$Y~Lx
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ^FM9} t/U,
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