Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am =jip* E^
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : o`\l&jUNe
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. /<s'@!W
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ~!j1</$_
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 4(2}O-~
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為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 b&~r
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? A/%K= H?
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She doesn't care what you think. ~R7rIP8Wr
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 2pH2s\r<UJ
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 =&xamA)
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 S #%
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. .Ff;St
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 PX52a[wNDH
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 15#v|/wI'
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. m!a<\0^
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Women over 40 are dignified. )7c\wAs
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 %Y:'5\^lC
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 4vPQuk!
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. dgE|*1/0
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 )-#%
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you ,d<wEB?\`
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if they think they can get away with it. .
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 }k7@
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ~HI|t2C
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. {-J/
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. J:)Q)MT24:
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. =G;whd}]
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 / _-?NZ
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Women get psychic as they age. c^}gJ
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 'C
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. tn+i5Eso
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. .@JXV
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5G'X\iR
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Older women are forth right and honest. X3".
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熟女直接又誠實 =B4mi.;@i
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. LR]P?
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 HviL4iO
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. U%"c@%B0
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. \evK.i*KfA
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. (ScL C
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. qxG
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. O1Ey{2Q
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40歲以上的男人呢? E@hvO%
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ?%i|].<-'
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, 4Wk/^*?
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 )MHvuk:I)
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. bqFGDmu6'
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 ^F5[2<O/!
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 5'?K(Jdmp
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: hZVF72D26
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? k+'Rh'>
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 L qMH]W
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here's an update for you. q El:2 <
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 0SwWLq
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? jAf
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Eh#W*Bg
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig !3v!BJ#+,&
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just to get a little sausage ! 5Lo{\7%
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! .8uJ%'$)
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