Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am lUHt
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : B'p5M.6d#:
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. -2 xE#r
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 &2{]hRM
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Here are just a few reasons. why: $ 6!iBX@
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 ufPCx|x~
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ]RD5Ex!K?
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She doesn't care what you think. (@q3^)I4
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 >S'>!w
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 4.Z(:g
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. #ZlM?Q
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 >A($8=+#x
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. E
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. A$@o'Q;he
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Women over 40 are dignified. iNJAZ6@+
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 RdI};K
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera _CE9B e\
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. lR@& Z6lw
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ~^7r?<aKc
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you :B.G)M\
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if they think they can get away with it. A"4@L*QV
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ~<,Sh~Ana.
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. -~O/NX
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. oLS7`+b$
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Women get psychic as they age. XWtiwf'K
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, hnzNP\$U
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. )%VCzye*{
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. e$|VG*
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Older women are forth right and honest. .zSD`v@[
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. a$m_D!b~_
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 <%K UdkzEP
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. _z8;lt
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. `6F+Rrn
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 7'OPjtM
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. w>vH8f
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. /DO'IHC.o
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40歲以上的男人呢? "={L+di:M
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 bulboyA
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, U$'y_}V
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. }bMWTT
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 Mr*|9h
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 .pvxh|V
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: A5XR3$5P
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ({M?Q>s
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 [5Y<7DS
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here's an update for you. D{C:d\ e)$
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ?
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? ><Uk*mwL
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ~G`J
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just to get a little sausage ! Ei~f`{i
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! O&'/J8
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