Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am F`Z?$ 1
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 W+s3rS2
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. GQjU="+
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 {aopGu?i
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Here are just a few reasons. why: .~^A!t
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為什麼呢? n#4T o;CS
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 )WvOa] :
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? U`)d
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She doesn't care what you think. R-4#y%k<
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 n-dC!t
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 `:0A
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 IRv/[|"L
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. AmCymT3P*e
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 wjOJn]
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. z'gJy
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. V9>$M=
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Women over 40 are dignified. s4=EyBI
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 gS|6,A9
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera "b)EH/s
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. RH$YM
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 3_{rXtT)'
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you H5jk#^FD
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if they think they can get away with it. j:^gmZ
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ScT{Tb]9bt
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 &$~irI
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. G6\`Iy68/v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. F"'
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 `C^0YGO%
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Women get psychic as they age. 7WNUHLEt
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 3A! |M5
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. q$<VLrx
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. "837b/>/
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 8>I4e5Ym
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 ^i@0P}K<
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Older women are forth right and honest. , $cpm=1
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熟女直接又誠實 D'UIxc8
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. _]0<G8|Rv
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 F$YT4414
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Ju"c!vu~
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. &}#zG5eu
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. v*OT[l7
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點.
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. < 7*9b
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40歲以上的男人呢? *c(YlfeZ#
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 $?;)uoAg
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, \23m*3"W
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. >52%^ ?
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 gA] 3h8%w
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: [z'jL'\4
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? B @8lD\
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ~bw=;xF{3
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here's an update for you. /.t1Ow
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 zXIdup@
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? v&sl_w/tn
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? fBBtS S
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig X7*fmD=Uy
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just to get a little sausage ! 4Q,|7@
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 1q|iw
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