Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am x?rbgsB5&
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. pEkOSG
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 _lNC<7+#h
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Here are just a few reasons. why: )+*{Y$/U
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為什麼呢? :Dt\:`(r'
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 +/w(K,
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? h*G
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She doesn't care what you think. >j)
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ?-d
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 fPOEVmj<
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. }U(\~
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 Ogd8!
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. k3C"
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 6mi$.'
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Women over 40 are dignified. z^gi[
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 6GY32\Ac
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera r7RU"H:j8
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 7F=2t_2O
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 >/8ru*Oc
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you /z..5r^,ZZ
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if they think they can get away with it. wInY7uBd!
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 Y:rJK|m
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 9jqO/_7R+
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. nZ&T8@m
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. T=^jCH &
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Women get psychic as they age. FwXKRZa
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, C2CYIok$&
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. GSC{F#:z
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. ||yXp2
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. o<Xc,mP
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 :!(YEF#}
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Older women are forth right and honest. :a#
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. fL(':W&n-
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 s.VUdR"
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. g Cg4;b6g
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. +fC#2%VnU
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. l#X=]xQf
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. J"/JRn
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. NS7@8 #C
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40歲以上的男人呢? 4kWg>F3
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 yB0jL:|a
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, NE$VeW+@
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 }l,T~Pjb
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. CWE Ejl
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 ;[;)P tFz\
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ]jHgo](%
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: X*TuQ\T
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ^;0~6uBEJr
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 Bv2z4D4f+
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here's an update for you. rFKo E%
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? u&1j>`~qJ
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? UiJ^~rn
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig lAdOC5+JX
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just to get a little sausage ! cxtLy&C
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! T)b3N|ONB
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