Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am =<g\B?s]
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. vq{:=:5'P
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ZA!vxQ?P,
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Here are just a few reasons. why: tFGLqR%/
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為什麼呢? A1|:$tED+2
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 * .e^s3q$
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. olqHa5qn
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 -x7L8Wj
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 W46sKD;\^W
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. MV/JZ;55
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 !} 1p:@
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. fROhn}<**[
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Women over 40 are dignified. `);`E_'U
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 9+L!
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 (Yx rZ_F'b
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 '{J!5x?L^
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. MW p^.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. t0wLj}"U
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, `+<5QtD
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 40Du*5M
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Tj.;\a|d
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Older women are forth right and honest. xbIxtZm
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熟女直接又誠實 #Zfg
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. d/;o
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Gs-'
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. gP<l
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. vXyaOZ
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. t.]oLG22r
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. NxN
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 JL]6o8x
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, &359tG0@P
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ?+51 B-
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: p#3P`I>ZrT
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? &!~q#w1W-5
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here's an update for you. Lx2.E1?@
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? &C?]n.A
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? oZ!rK/qoA
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just to get a little sausage ! Byon2| nf7
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 514;!Q4K
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