Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am gvR]"h
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. dB_0B.
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 fG'~@'P~
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 5K1cPU~o_b
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為什麼呢? X+]>pA
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 }e$
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? nnj<k5
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She doesn't care what you think. MMFg{8
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 1GK.:s6.f
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 .m]}Ba}J$
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 ~wDXjn"U&
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. **h4M2'C
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ar
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. v]( Y n)#
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Women over 40 are dignified. vQ*[tp#qU
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 u$R5Q{H_
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera )7
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ni2#20L
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 \~*<[.8~
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you J1}\H$*X
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if they think they can get away with it. xw9ZRu<z
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ~g=&wT11
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Br9j)1;
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. =T
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ka
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 1 .+O2qB
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 5Qq/nUR
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. HZAT_
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Older women are forth right and honest. +JtK VF
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 72Bc0Wg
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 u9@B&
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. xZ {6!=4!
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. sR9$=91`
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. CBd%}il
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. &b#d4p6&l
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. }9\_s*
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 /= ;,lC
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, F[}#7}xjA
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 9$$ Ijf
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 4JK6<Pk
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 [nxYfER7
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