Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am c%v[p8
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. \|nF55W [
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 A_1cM#4
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Here are just a few reasons. why: Z`nHpmNM
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為什麼呢? WS8m^~S@\
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 }$3eRu +
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? aO('X3?
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She doesn't care what you think. BL<.u
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 fv_}7t7
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 M>dP
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. !Uz{dFJf;
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 h`dtcJ0
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. e> ~g!S}G
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. KJ<7aZ
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Women over 40 are dignified. Hrq1 {3~
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TjxZ-qw<
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 QU^*(HGip
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you D].!u{##
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if they think they can get away with it. 0xrr9X<
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 Kk1 591
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 l
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ,/AwR?m
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. P:h;"
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 :+{G|goZ*
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Women get psychic as they age. '^ b B+
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, |niYN7 17
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. nmZz`P9g
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. A^:[+PJHN
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Older women are forth right and honest. DhY.5
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熟女直接又誠實 H"czF
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 2g~qVT,
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 W1'F)5(?7
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. a5=8zO#%g
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. %jz]s4u$5j
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Fb=(FQ2Y?
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 4k/B=%l
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. |57u ;
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40歲以上的男人呢? !.1oW(
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 rx2?y3pv
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. nMXk1`|/)x
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 mM&Sq;JJ;
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: i!g}PbC[
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 873$EiyXR
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 O
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? -!MrG68
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? HT&CbEa4'
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ~hK7(K
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just to get a little sausage ! m(CW3:|
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! .nN=M>#/
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