全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? IZ(CRKCGBl  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. sLpCWIy  

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Question: How come? Nf?, _Rl  
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Answer: An English princess TckR
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with an Egyptian boyfriend >TJKH^7n  
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crashes in a French tunnel, xZ{|D  
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driving a German car +h\W~muR  
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with a Dutch engine, >i#_)th"U!  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk q0KXuMK  
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on Scottish whisky, 5 xzB1n8  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, piM11W}|/  
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on Japanese motorcycles; Xk9r"RmiOb  
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treated by an American doctor, %`uRUex  
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using Brazilian medicines. @x>$_:]  
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This is sent to you by Indian, BNKo6:wy  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, B,na  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, G<WDyoN=O  
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that use Taiwanese chips, 2KNKdV3NK  
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and a Korean monitor, }W>[OY0^A  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers jX8C2}j  
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in a Singapore plant, #*aGzF  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, OD!CnK  
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hijacked by Indonesians, Vh[o[ U  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, -D^y)  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 2BU)qv-  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!