全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? [~;9Mi.XL  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. >sP;B5S  
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Question: How come? 8<o(z'& y  
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Answer: An English princess e]5QqM7  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend J0x)m2  
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crashes in a French tunnel,
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driving a German car }b{N[  
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with a Dutch engine, 7<) .luV  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk F!Uk`[L  
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on Scottish whisky, $DQMN  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, w,P2_xk`  
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on Japanese motorcycles; i\3
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treated by an American doctor, ?2i``-|Wa  
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using Brazilian medicines. v<c8qg  
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This is sent to you by Indian, *AJW8tIP  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, 2yN~[,L  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, YlYTH_L>E  
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that use Taiwanese chips, Nc7YMxk'H  
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and a Korean monitor, ^,rbA>/L  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers -PX {W)Aw  
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in a Singapore plant, ruA!+@or  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, \:Nbl<9(9  
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hijacked by Indonesians, 6g!t1%Kb  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, BeVQ[  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... ^y??pp<1J  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!