Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am UvF5u(o
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. Q<>b3X>O
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 *f o>
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Here are just a few reasons. why: B}+li1k
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為什麼呢? "A]#KTP
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 Zo<j"FG
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? a4&Aw7"X
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She doesn't care what you think. k`w/
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ^Lv)){t
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Z;y(D_;_
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. z/,&w_8,:
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 an2Yluc;
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. )&j@ ={0
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. $wC'qV
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Women over 40 are dignified. ..7"<"uH
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera [@_W-rA
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. H128T8?r[
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 :gn&wi
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you #$
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if they think they can get away with it. tb4^+&.GS
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 )=VAEQhL-
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. wJC F"e
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. WbwwI)1
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. sC A
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 6qSsr]
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. Lg~ll$
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. A*g-pJh
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 !;;7:!)P
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Older women are forth right and honest. W{c
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. fejC,H4I
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 e/&^~ $h
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. m%=*3gH]&
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. _u]%K-_
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. O?O=]s
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 4fL`.n1^
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. v-BQ>-& s
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40歲以上的男人呢? A"z9t#dv@
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 >g m
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. <PiO %w{
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 3YJ"[$w='(
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: F0~<p[9Nx
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 ":f]egq
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Tw7]
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? b;%t*?t
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig +H28 F_#
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just to get a little sausage ! XDHi4i47`o
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! T];dFv-GT
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