Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am \!`k:lusa
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 l9Xz,H
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : *CtWDUxSdW
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. }6S~"<Ym
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 b&wyp@k
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Here are just a few reasons. why: $2!|e,x
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為什麼呢? CuT~
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 K=Q<G:+&V
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? =:neGqd\_E
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She doesn't care what you think. 4~8!3JH39
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 9):h
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 <!qN<#$y
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. hCpX#rg?
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 LIah'6qR
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. Y8i'=Po%,
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. _8QHx;}
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Women over 40 are dignified. C!,|Wi2&
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 B}?$kp
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera FaA'%P@
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ]
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 G~.bi<(v
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you i!yu%>:M
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if they think they can get away with it. w'i8yl
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 KU;d[Z@g
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 +HAd=DU
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. OYY
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. Ca]V%g(
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. NzBX2
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Women get psychic as they age. $!LL
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, zWA~0l.2
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. ,$oz1,Q/
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. sKCfI]
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. }57d3s
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 sUe<21:
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Older women are forth right and honest. W{!Slf
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熟女直接又誠實 zZE@:P&lf
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. wJ>.I<F6B
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 GZx?vSoHh
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ^2f2g>9j_C
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. eVvDis
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. .9uw@Eq
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Yn>y1~
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. Y I?4e7Z+
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40歲以上的男人呢? SbYsa
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 w8KVs\/
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, u27*-X
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 _GtG8ebr
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. w~|z0;hC
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 A5q%ytI
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: _/pdZM,V
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? k2Dq~zn
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you. ^`f( Pg!
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 (i)Ed9~F"
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? wM0P#+bA\
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? n[c/L8j
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig {0J
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just to get a little sausage ! Qh{]gw-6
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! $ 0Up.
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