Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am QklNw6,
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : BZ?W>'B%$
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. grQnV' q
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 \5P.C
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Here are just a few reasons. why: (L5'rNk
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為什麼呢? Tdwwtbe
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 $a^isd4
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? EyP
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She doesn't care what you think. c,q"}nE8w
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 9"aFS=><
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ]zyX@=mM
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 }[z<iij4
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. [tqO}D
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 A,gx5!J
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 5Vi]~dZu7
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. W3/ 7BW`
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Women over 40 are dignified. m`$>:B
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 |:9Ir^
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if they think they can get away with it.
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 CofH}-
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ck+b/.gw`
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. C4{\@v}t
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, ZCQ<%f
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 6z3T?`}
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. e8WEz
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Older women are forth right and honest. =4zNo3IvL+
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. =3|pHc hJ4
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 ~o@\
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 8?7kIin
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. i-,D_
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. EqnpMHF
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. PW%1xHLfk
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. L)F1NuR
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40歲以上的男人呢? v**z$5x9
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 > BNw
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. XDk'2ycv
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 e&QS#k
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: [$l"-*s4
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? lq>pH5x
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 W]]q=c%2
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here's an update for you. QCOLC2I
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 7DtIVMiK
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? hq<5lE^
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig J&eAL3"GF
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just to get a little sausage ! }:`5,b%Y_
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! TbLe6x
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