Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am P
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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 L_lDFF
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. {~p7*j^0
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 lO2T/1iMTW
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Here are just a few reasons. why: JXLWRe
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 h/X5w4
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? Vy%
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She doesn't care what you think. }6CXJ+-UR
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 &8Jg9#
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. /K,|k
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 5rfH;`
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Women over 40 are dignified. ne"?90~
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 eg2U+g4
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. i[2bmd!H
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 k'@7ZH
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if they think they can get away with it. pM&]&Nk
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 H}sS4[z
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. c/<Sa|'
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. -Wlp=#9
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Women get psychic as they age. #*Yi4Cn<
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, O}K_l1
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. \K?(
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. =% q?C
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Older women are forth right and honest. UCn*UX
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. &Y54QE".
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. L$+d.=]
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. Mw"xm9(Q
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. .M
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. bJQ5- *F
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. $J QWfGwR
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 [G{rHSK5tQ
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: 0U82f1ei
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? DtzA$|Q}
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here's an update for you. =n@F$/h
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? $%7I:
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? dB@Wn!Y
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
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just to get a little sausage ! qbS'|--wH
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 4$yV%[j
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