Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am e5w0}/yW/
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 DZ:$p.
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. dV^ck+
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 f'tQLF[r<
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Here are just a few reasons. why: j#l1KO^y
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 {+gK\Nz
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ?9T,sX:
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She doesn't care what you think. ;0Ih:YY6
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 0OnqKgf
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 n8q%>.i7
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 dO9bxHMnM
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. _+Uf5,.5yU
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ,8DjQz0ZPo
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ;Wn0-`_1,
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. aq9Ej]1b
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Women over 40 are dignified. n
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 @y|JIBBRc
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera " "CNw-^t
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. >^v,,R8j
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 R78P](1\>
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you _1jeaV9@
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if they think they can get away with it. !1
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 A8ClkLC;I
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 g&/r =U
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. )-i (%;,*e
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. "&\]1A}Z-x
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. o<g1;
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Women get psychic as they age. C`aUitL}
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 7V"Jfh4_
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. B^j(Fq
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. Mu_'C$zA
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. kP&Ekjt@
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forth right and honest. rWp+kV[Ec>
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. |W SvAM3
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. y*
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. mvyOw
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. {
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. sb%l N
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. W"s)s
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40歲以上的男人呢? ?Lr:
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 )2bbG4:N
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, ?'OL2~
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. Fz]!2rt
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 }vW3<|z
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: 'uLYah
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Y_nlIcu
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 eS2VLVxu
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here's an update for you. 1tH#QZIT
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 9|>5;Ej
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Kxsj_^&|i
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? =fI0q7]ndz
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig D!bi>]Yd
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just to get a little sausage ! buxyZV@1
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! inyS 4tb
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