Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ?$Ii_.
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. zE1=*zO`
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 ?`U=Ps
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Here are just a few reasons. why: W^N|+$g>H
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為什麼呢? ^=7XA894
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 c`xgz#
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? @szr '&\%A
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She doesn't care what you think. N=~aj7B%
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 %rq/&
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 pW1(1M)[%Z
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. <U~at+M
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ; )rXQm
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ,8Q&X~$rY
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 9jW"83*5
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Women over 40 are dignified. i4H,Ggb
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 :C9vs
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you <zt124y-6
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if they think they can get away with it. EiCEB;*z|d
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 <T+{)FV
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ']DUCu
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. %2^wyVkq:
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 9#b
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 s0*@zn>h
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, qUKS
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. h@%a+ 6b?
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 2+cpNk$
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. = ow=3Ku
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Older women are forth right and honest. }) Zcw1g
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熟女直接又誠實 'mO>hD`V
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 7mtX/w9
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 M$U Zn
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 3{9d5p|\i
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. AH?4F"
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Sjo7NR^#e
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ?tx."MZ
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. d;.H9Ne
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40歲以上的男人呢? qB5.of[N!
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ,)ZI&BL5
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, Kjt\A]R%
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. &gsBbQ+qA
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 fs0Eb
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: %uDH_J|^
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? y~^-I5!_ u
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here's an update for you. 58P[EMhL
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 (!%9#
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? uF+0nv+
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Dvm[W),(k
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig IPf>9#L
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just to get a little sausage ! :B:6ezDF6
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! sW@_' Lw
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