Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am =ft9T&ciD
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. {;U} :Dx
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 8&i;hZm
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Here are just a few reasons. why: Q]!6uA$A
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 aZ8h[#]7
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? t$aVe"uM
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She doesn't care what you think. 72`/d`
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 Tsu\oJ[
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 CP}0Ri)
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. P~&O4['<
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. >Ja0hS{*
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. &u&2D$K,tp
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Women over 40 are dignified. /#29Y^Z)=
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 A8J?A#R*{q
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. !5NGlqEF#
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 'wa g |-
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. NOV.Bs{
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. S3; lKr
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. R3cg2H
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. >;m{{nj
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ^[0"vtb
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Vw7WK
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ,b$z!dvhl
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. t~q?lT
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40歲以上的男人呢? g2A"1w<-AH
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 l4zw]AYk+X
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 :fhB*SYK
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: t]4!{~,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Jlz9E|*qV
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 RTZ
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here's an update for you. (,shiK[5f
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 /Ad6+cY
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? f
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 9
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig RFB(d=o5S
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!
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