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全球化 (笑话版)

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Na3tK}x  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. Rp. @  
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Question: How come? EA?:GtH  
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Answer: An English princess & }k=V4L  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend QF-.")Z  
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crashes in a French tunnel, c WK@O>  
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driving a German car <2|x]b 8  
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with a Dutch engine, =U|J{^ >I  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk vR+(7^Yy  
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on Scottish whisky, '[Nu;(>a  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, Hk 3HzN 3  
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on Japanese motorcycles; `b9oH^}n j  
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treated by an American doctor, I|iI ,l/9  
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using Brazilian medicines. { SK8Mdn  
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This is sent to you by Indian, G++kU o<  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, r@s, cCK9?  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, S2j7(T;~YB  
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that use Taiwanese chips, :!{aey  
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and a Korean monitor, jY ^ndr0;  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers )Tb{O  
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in a Singapore plant, 6jF~zI^  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, !?Ow"i-lp  
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hijacked by Indonesians, vs6`oW"{#  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, UP,0`fh(y  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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