全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? 7g$*K0m`  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. ZUD{V  
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Question: How come? rJh$>V+ '  
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Answer: An English princess *{,}pK2*  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend [dFe-2u ,$  
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crashes in a French tunnel, 31\mF\{V  
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driving a German car <0;G4fE7[H  
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with a Dutch engine, Po&'#TC1  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk jn`5{ ]D  
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on Scottish whisky, hBaF^AWW  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, qI>,PX  
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on Japanese motorcycles; -24ccN;  
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treated by an American doctor, O0;mXH  
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using Brazilian medicines. 3 ?D{iMRM  
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This is sent to you by Indian, 39 MOqVc  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, (| #%omLL  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, R;pIi/yDRe  
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that use Taiwanese chips, ?9%$g?3Z  
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and a Korean monitor, J:J/AgJuH  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers k{O bm g  
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in a Singapore plant, -g:i'e  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, %g^:0me`  
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hijacked by Indonesians, _DAqL@5n  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, 9kwiG7V1  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 65nK1W`i  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

So good !!!

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It is funny.