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全球化 (笑话版)

偶一个印度同学发的: A _XhuQB;d  
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Xa[?^P  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. 9$|Gfyv  
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Question: How come? \@1=stK:F  
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Answer: An English princess .?!N^_ Ez3  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend S}ECW,K  
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crashes in a French tunnel, #*g5u{k'P  
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driving a German car YBP:q2H  
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with a Dutch engine, Ce")[<:  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk kJ-*fe 'S  
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on Scottish whisky, v0ES ;  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, |)K]U  
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on Japanese motorcycles; '8T=~R6  
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treated by an American doctor, gW1 b~( fD  
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using Brazilian medicines. L0tAgW!@  
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This is sent to you by Indian, <1.A=_ M  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, 6^c>,.R  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, &2=dNREJ}1  
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that use Taiwanese chips, ,ML[Wr'2  
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and a Korean monitor, OKvPL=~  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers rJ!{/3e  
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in a Singapore plant, IW% |G  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, QtJg ^2@  
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hijacked by Indonesians, ^=^z1M 2P  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, ,57`D'  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... o,!T2&}  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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