Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am lgU7jn
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 B4|3@X0
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : ?k/Uw'J4u/
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. |3s-BKbN4
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 4!D!.t~r
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Here are just a few reasons. why: *5
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 { 2-w<t
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? /6g*WX2P1
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She doesn't care what you think. %h^; "|Z
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 /|Zk$q.\
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Dzb@H$BQ7
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 6
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. I6\l6 o
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 "@.hz@>
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. }6`#u:OZ
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. IU&n!5d$)|
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Women over 40 are dignified. 1_%3cN.
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 I~EJctOG
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. J-b
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 ho 4~-xmN
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if they think they can get away with it. C4ge_u#
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 (|<}q-wO
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 .a?GC(
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. 7N 7W0Ky
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. S9-
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 8KN0z<
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Women get psychic as they age. kowBB0
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, \vsfY
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 5!-'~W
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. rdSkGb
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. p{NVJ^!+
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 m>DBO|`
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Older women are forth right and honest. $zKf>[K
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熟女直接又誠實 PS**d$ S
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. s:
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 =wtu
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. G*JasHFs
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. PVLLuv
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 3vepJ)D (
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. t,Ss3
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. !o1+#DL)MU
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 K+p7yZJ
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, I82GZL
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 9=T
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 Qv~lH&jG
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: y<|8OTT
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? n|q$=jE
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here's an update for you. Tmjcc
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? TuG%oV}
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? +6-_9qRq
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig zO)Bf(
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just to get a little sausage ! bWv2*XC
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! o+*7Q!
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