Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am WE{fu{x
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. %E R"Udh
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 l&/V4V-
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 43VBx<"
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 X[ 6#J
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? !K8Kw
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She doesn't care what you think. )>=!</@
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 x>cl$41!W
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 kqH:H~sgD
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 'mELW)S
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. K7 J RCLA
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 W? F Q
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ( GW"iL#.
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. |JL?"cc
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Women over 40 are dignified. 0"F|)
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 n)Z u>
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 \8Hs[H!
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 0clq}
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, .6Llk
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. k%TBpG:T
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. <}
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Older women are forth right and honest. wVq9t|V
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. -@tj0OHg
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 SsEpuEn
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. K))P
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. `6P2+wf1j~
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. +MqJJuWB
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 6)PnzeYW
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
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40歲以上的男人呢? PfsUe,*
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 %>y`VN
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 lNsdbyV'
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: !|l7b2NEz-
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? I+F>^4_d
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 kLF~^/
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? id9 XwWV
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? }[=)sb_
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 8`wKq6
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just to get a little sausage ! =CW> ;h]
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!
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