Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am
~B;kFdcVXn 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人
x9k(mn%, |b7v(Hx Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
+dq&9N/ NNLZ38BV7 q4'szDYO2 ) (unL`y As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all.
-CtLL_ I ;wwhW|A 隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
:#s6, }R4%%)j(Vj Here are just a few reasons. why:
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:IlRn`9X` DXu#07\ A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、
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7A _UA8 0$NcxbM 40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
649{\;*4 |TLU she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
OFJ49X 4Xt.}S! 她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
xS?[v&"2 Fka&\9i She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting.
j hf%ze RAYDl=} 她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情.
/?uA{/8 mz$)80ly Women over 40 are dignified.
rOQ@(aUAZ I4{uw ge 40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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:tU&d(8 R#gt~]x6k 不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫
gw' uY$ \H|tc#::{ Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you
&?UIe] ^0vK > if they think they can get away with it.
/.B7y( AdB B#zd 當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了
2Z K:S+c 8oiO:lyLSt 如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。
@yiAi:v@ *"Yz"PK Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved.
kx&Xk0F_g {:BAh5e| 熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸.
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JAJo^}}{b 3Kuu9<0 因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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2f>G Ks'msSMC 女人越老越通靈
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om~ ,l/~epx4v) 你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔.
HwfBbWHr' 0?OTa<c once you get past a wrinkle or two.
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yl,S5A You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Wy1#K)LRb )y>o;^5' 你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.
"Kky|(EQ$$ IxN0m7 Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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_+Tq&,_:o 6[3oOO:uo Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
n7-|\p!xP6 lh^-L+G:Ok 40歲以上的男人呢?
1./uJB/ jZwv!-: For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
M~%~y`D^ u'Ja9m1 there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants,
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12l-NWXf dJyf.VJ 女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話:
<[iw1> uP|Py.+ "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
ueI1O/Mi -Pds7}F8 "那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
w_zUA'n+ K+2k}Hx6J here's an update for you.
;MRK*sfw{ jw63sn 實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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<X@XbM 今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢?
Cg{V"B: pc9m,?n Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
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_cPGS=Ew udw>{3> 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!
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