Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am gJ)h9e*m^
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 .FfwY 'V
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. 3{N p 9y.
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 6xDl=*&%
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Here are just a few reasons. why: $sd3h\P&R
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為什麼呢? ,d9%Ce.$2
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 =]5DYRhX]
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"What are you thinking?" SK2J`*
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ~pX(w!^
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She doesn't care what you think. }J'5EAp
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 1j${,>4tQ
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 V7KtbL#
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 nN_94
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. tk3<sr"IQ
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 "NXm\`8
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. S<2CG
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. {WM&
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Women over 40 are dignified. ,q'gG`M
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 IGF37';;
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. e"v[)b++Y
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 LX(iuf+l
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you ~vjr;a(B
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if they think they can get away with it. clR?< LO
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. HwVgT"
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. :?&WKW
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 7(+OsE
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Women get psychic as they age. $Z(g=nS>
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, tLoD"/z
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. |)!k@?_
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 0$F
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. VFO&)E/-
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 Z)6nu)
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Older women are forth right and honest. vxzf[
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. n_xa)
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 CwEWW\Bu
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. U~){$kpI#
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. 6ljRV)
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. :>er^\
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. p0y0T|H^
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. $@:>7Y"
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40歲以上的男人呢? 0,L$x*Nj5
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 {Y@-*pL]
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, ^]sMy7X0IK
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. nX.s h
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ^b `>/>
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? $jm>tW&;
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tE9_dR^K
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here's an update for you. 4-}A'fTU8
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? J:mu%N`
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 8)q]^
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig L9unhx
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just to get a little sausage ! `S/1U87
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 1A/c/iC
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