Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am km 5E)_]
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. dgc&[
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 `XMM1y>V9>
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Here are just a few reasons. why: YoSQN/Z
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 =,:K)
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? {bkGYx5.C
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She doesn't care what you think. 9g@
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 d*-
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 }76.6=~
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. F`&>NQb
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 LDQ
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. ?r3e*qJGn
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. {ymb\$f
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Women over 40 are dignified. H1T~u{8j}
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 Pj!%ym3A
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera O),I[kb
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. UR:n5V4
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 L@A9{,9Pl
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you MSY N1
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if they think they can get away with it. ` :5,e/5,
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 0yQe5i}
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ?( 12aU
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. - L`7+
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Q8Te'1Ln!
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 .^H1\p];Lw
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Women get psychic as they age. RV92qn
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, b|wWHNEdb,
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. gKQ@!UU8
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. i'HST|!j
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Older women are forth right and honest.
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熟女直接又誠實 Xz* tbW#
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. |"\lL9CT
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 ca}S{"
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. me$$he
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. Tw}z7U"
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. .~,^u
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. g&
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. /MxCvEE
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40歲以上的男人呢? opnkmM&[
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 n|Ma&qs
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: a;yV#Y
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ]E..43
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? )w@y(;WJ
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? x"
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig T/Ez*iQW
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just to get a little sausage ! Y?e3B x7*b
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! uTUa4^]*
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