全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? 7}vg.hmZ  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. cCa|YW^j  
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Question: How come? (ZY@$ ''  
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Answer: An English princess ^D<r  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend 4E+hRKuo ,  
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crashes in a French tunnel, }J7zTj~{  
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driving a German car m+#iR}*1L  
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with a Dutch engine, zkO<-w  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk xCYE B}o9r  
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on Scottish whisky, i:Zm*+Gi  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, F35#dIs`&  
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on Japanese motorcycles; (sQr X{~  
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treated by an American doctor, ZKXo-~=>  
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using Brazilian medicines. E@P %v{)  
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This is sent to you by Indian, 59#lU~K
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using Bill Gates   's technology, `\m*+Bk[5  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, 1c;6xc,ub  
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that use Taiwanese chips, 2KQo y;  
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and a Korean monitor, !YP@m~  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers /__PSK  
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in a Singapore plant, 2hee./F`  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, IN,(yaC  
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hijacked by Indonesians, *bxzCI7b  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, XEdzpkB  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... |gsE2vV  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!