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全球化 (笑话版)

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? C,) e7  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. lbj_ if;  
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Question: How come? 'p&q}IO  
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Answer: An English princess av>Ff6w)Y  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend 'R nvQ""  
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crashes in a French tunnel, | E\u  
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driving a German car 2Xqa?ay0>  
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with a Dutch engine, u a_(wBipy  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk -uhg7N[3  
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on Scottish whisky, s(r1q$5  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, >@.:9}Z  
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on Japanese motorcycles; =p \eh?^  
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treated by an American doctor, Gxw>.O){  
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using Brazilian medicines. Ih%LKFT  
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This is sent to you by Indian, uX8G<7O^  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, )E}eK-Yu  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, " XlXu  
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that use Taiwanese chips, T5+ (Fz  
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and a Korean monitor, >8EmfjUoc  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers o>y@1%aU  
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in a Singapore plant, "rcV?5?v~  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, zC WN,K`  
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hijacked by Indonesians, 0GcOI}  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, ) B[S4K2  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... MNH-SQB|  
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That, my friend, is Globalization
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