全球化 （笑话版）

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? m YhDi  
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Answer: Princess Diana's death. ,wyEo>>4)  
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Question: How come? v |3mbApv  
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Answer: An English princess ,}Im^~5  
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with an Egyptian boyfriend `bd9N!K  
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crashes in a French tunnel, v.gAi6  
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driving a German car CXi:?6OG  
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with a Dutch engine, D8$4PT0u  
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driven by a Belgian who was drunk DKl\N~{F  
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on Scottish whisky, gN<J0c)  
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followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, `vf]C'  
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on Japanese motorcycles; 1{qG?1<zZ6  
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treated by an American doctor, xBqZ: BQ  
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using Brazilian medicines. koj*3@\p/  
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This is sent to you by Indian, oS_YQOoD  
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using Bill Gates   's technology, =>GGeEL  
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and you're probably reading this on your computer, nD=N MqQ &  
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that use Taiwanese chips, Jl$ X3wE  
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and a Korean monitor, 5R1?jlm  
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assembled by Bangladeshi workers ~cfvL*~5  
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in a Singapore plant, SzUH6|=.R=  
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transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, j& [email protected]  

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hijacked by Indonesians, i3$pqNe  
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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, >V>GiSni  
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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... i> {0h3Y  
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That, my friend, is Globalization

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It is funny.

So good !!!