Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 3:C)1q
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : 1o`zAJ8|2
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. }IEwGoDwNs
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 SO4?3wg7
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Here are just a few reasons. why: !mHMFwvS
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為什麼呢? cD6S;PSg
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 $>Qq 7
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 2,aH1Xbex
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She doesn't care what you think. o=J-Ju
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 @GUlw[vi
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 txE=AOY5
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. HxSq&j*F
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 G?kK:eV
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. @@JyCUd
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. ^G|*=~_
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Women over 40 are dignified. (Zg'])
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 B6=?Qp/f
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. NNt
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if they think they can get away with it. vjjVZ
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 \~RDvsSD
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ijsoY\V50
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. @A4$k
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. jr,N+K(@T
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 2n)?)w]!M
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. fIl;qGz85
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. GLgf%A`5/_
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 8N%nG(
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Older women are forth right and honest. Z\?2"4H
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 9 w$m\nV
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 I)tiXcJw
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. W:,Wex^9n
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ak7kb7 5o
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. m8ts!6C
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. #MKM.T,\t
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. zcKQD )]
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40歲以上的男人呢? Wl |5EY
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 CHsg2S
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, o:D,,MkSw
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. In?=$_p
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 i|J%jA
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: wqhktgG
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? } vmRm*8z
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 7~SwNt,
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? 7p{Pmq[
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig v8)"skVnFG
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just to get a little sausage ! ?3=G'Ip5n
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! e"ehH#i
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