Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ]/!#:
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. i]8HzKuiW
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 D 8^wR{-;J
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 Hu|;cbK
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? Q=lQ y
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 C- /<5D
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 won;tO]\;@
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. [(U:1&x&
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Women over 40 are dignified. y@"6Dt|
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 VSa\X~
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. >%k:++b{
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 1w}%>e-S
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if they think they can get away with it. F)_zR
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 7}>7@W8
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. -0rc4<};h
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Women get psychic as they age. T.\=R
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, +VxzWNs*JP
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. yO\.dp
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. ayR=GqZ1
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Lk
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Older women are forth right and honest. [?z`XY_-
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. S"+X+Oxp7?
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 OolYQU1_
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. '/l<\b/E
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. r ]JV!'R
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. (JV [7u -
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. \
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. aX
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 66ULR&D8
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, VZhtx)
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. >Pa&f20Hp
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 )b AO A
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: {vCB$@/o
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? :(7icHa
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? B?M&j
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? a6Zg~>vX
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 4WspPHj
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just to get a little sausage ! R*PR21g
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! mO#62e4C
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