Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am RCLeA=/N@0
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. A.w:h;7
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 >)Tqt!?
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Here are just a few reasons. why: '[O;zJN;
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 T9q-,w/j;
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? W+1^4::+
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She doesn't care what you think.
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 .w,q0<}
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 D7qOZlX16
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. G 9vpt M
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 IdxzE_@
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. pFz`}?c0
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. <_KIK
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Women over 40 are dignified. ;IM}|2zuN
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 5QO9Q]I#_\
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 w"&n?L
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. J!7MZLb
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. !_Z&a
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Women get psychic as they age. vEz"xz1j!]
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, R,=fv
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. yJe>JK~)
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. T37XBg H
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Older women are forth right and honest. wJY'
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 2gVm9gAHUd
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 H~z`]5CN
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. I[X772K
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. d9
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 8Kk(8a&v
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Tc3yS(aq
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: h;NYdX5
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here's an update for you. PXNh&N
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? hpL;bM'
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? UU0,!?o4
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig wZZ t
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just to get a little sausage ! Hc(OI|z~
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! q;)JISf.
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