Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am OQJ#>*?
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : iBt<EM]U/
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. tuslkOE#
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 .Cu0G1
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Here are just a few reasons. why: i )!+`w*Y
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為什麼呢? [9;[g~;E%m
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 )tv~N7
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ]^0mh["
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She doesn't care what you think. iOB*K)U1
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ^
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. UZ;FrQ(l{
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 m2\[L/W]
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. :I2spBx
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. rM`z2*7%d
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Women over 40 are dignified. 2@Zw#2|]
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 (,R\6
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you ?BRZ){)
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if they think they can get away with it. !q1XyQX
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 @ek8t2??x
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. Fu>;hx]s
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. re fAgS!=q
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 @GWlo\rM6^
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, -HvJ&O.V$
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. |*g\-2j{
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ^[VEr"X
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forth right and honest. i(YR-vYK
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熟女直接又誠實 \rY\wa
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 bD=R/yA
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ;;N#'.xD
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. EX@Cf!GjN
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. |\RN%w7E8
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. LX}|%- iv
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. qga\icQr
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40歲以上的男人呢? k)zBw(wr
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 `_x#`%!#2
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, 24*3m&fA*K
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. E( *S]Z[
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 SduUXHk
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: .
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? AD>/#Ul
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 |M
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Q6n8 ,2*
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? !iAZEOkRR
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig Pr,C
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just to get a little sausage ! +&*>FeJY
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ppu<k N
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