Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 0#7dm9
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. Kv7NCpq'
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 88K*d8m
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Here are just a few reasons. why: g;h&Xkp
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為什麼呢? 9<a yQ*
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 4Uiqi{}
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ^:j$p,0e*S
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She doesn't care what you think. GM/1ufZH
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 &M!:,B
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 I}WJ0}R
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 \);rOqh
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. Sf8d|R@O
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 K0\WN"ua;
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. nGVqVSxKT
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. y
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Women over 40 are dignified. ]@>|y2
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 1#(1Bs6X
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. SXEiyy[7v
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 "->:6Oe2
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if they think they can get away with it. {E/TC%
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 1N+#(<x@,
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. Xd6y7s
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. Y"qY@`
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. YSgF'qq\
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 iIFQRnpu;3
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Women get psychic as they age. ho1F8TG=
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, >$DqG$D
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. (4LLTf0
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. Sg-xm+iSDt
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. MlFvDy
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Older women are forth right and honest. j,XKu5w)Oi
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 1'
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 y~7lug
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. kP$gl|
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. QGd- 9UEA]
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TeJ
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. WFP\;(YV
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. lG9ARRy(=
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40歲以上的男人呢? p( *3U[1
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 t5h_Q92N
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, fXe-U='
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 : qRT9n$
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 )*h~dx_c m
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: sE6J:m(
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 09Y?!,
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 <q\)
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? "\;wMR{
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? <R>z;2c
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 5#.\pR{Gd
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just to get a little sausage ! r%d11[z
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! -G#k/Rz6
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