Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am 2~QN#u|UC3
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : O8 5) ^
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. IeGVLC
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 CF/8d6}Vf
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Here are just a few reasons. why: `h$^=84
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為什麼呢? FuFA/R=x/
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 [,ZHn$\
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? X5c)T}pyv
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She doesn't care what you think. 48n 7<M;I
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ~3qt<"
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 n{xL1A=9
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. |/O_AnG
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 e2L4E8ST<
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. d2O x:| <)
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. b1-'q^M
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Women over 40 are dignified. zfm#yDf
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 x^/453Lk
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera aX|LEZ;D>
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. fb D
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 )jed@?
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ]?(_}""1
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ]rc=oP;
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. OjfumZL#
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. v_NL2eQ~
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Women get psychic as they age. _?a.S8LxJZ
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, C}(9SASs%
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. X"O^4MnvI
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. 3Tz~DdB
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. s:Io5C(
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Older women are forth right and honest. ::2(pgH
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熟女直接又誠實 >PONu]^
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Y@Ti2bI`v
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. n+:}pD
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. *#Hw6N0#
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. w~}.c:B
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. v7G&`4~
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 1eMz"@Q9
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40歲以上的男人呢? `rZS\A
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 fQ_(2+FM
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, uZ8^" W
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. l|5;&(Y+s
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 JFh_
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: hvOl9W>
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? f'
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here's an update for you. K5EU?J&
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? HAc1w]{(
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? J0,;F9<C#X
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 1 JB
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just to get a little sausage ! %3mh'Z -[f
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! B):hm
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