Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am o;
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. B[6y2+6$0
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 aJ}Cqk
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Here are just a few reasons. why: H$n{|YO `
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 _^pg!j[Fy}
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? s+yX82Y
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She doesn't care what you think. Z3]ut#`
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 LZG~1tf
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 00)=3@D
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 8'X:}O/
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 A~UDtXN*4
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. XT
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. {:r8X
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Women over 40 are dignified. 9&uWj'%ia
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 V
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 a\m@I_r.N
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if they think they can get away with it. O*7Gl G
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 zf>r@>S!L
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 zS##YR
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. OAiip,
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. :{Crc
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. Jj$N3UCg7
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. [j:]YR
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 wKq-|yf,
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Older women are forth right and honest. naT;K0T=
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熟女直接又誠實 bQ"w%!
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. +EWfsKz
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 Iw0Q1bK(
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. !?7c2QRN
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. Ws;}D}+
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. n"1LVJN7
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ]`2=<n;=
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal.
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40歲以上的男人呢? p/a)vN+*x'
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 T*%Q s&x;
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, k2xOu9ncEj
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 /k(KA [bS
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. t(|\3$z
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 prC1<rm
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: ;@$B{/Q
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? gt1W_C\
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 XD8MF)$9
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here's an update for you. vbeYe2;(
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 _[,oP s:+
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? NiwJ$Ah~X
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? ?vgHu
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 4q`$nI Bi
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just to get a little sausage ! `&"-|
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! { L(Q|bB
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