Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am x 7;Zwd
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ;,8bb(j
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 O@
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Here are just a few reasons. why: U~mv1V^.
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為什麼呢? 4RH'GnLa
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 WG{mg/\2(C
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? _PPW9US{
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She doesn't care what you think. jQKlJi2xu
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ~)zoIM \
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ?
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. )m-l&UK
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ;9{x
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 86^xq#+Uw
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. s{- `y`JP
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Women over 40 are dignified. l#FW#`f
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 7I6bZ;}d
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera Vs1j9P|G
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. #L{+V?
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 fC_dSM[{c
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if they think they can get away with it. PC| U]
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 .oJs"=h:m
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ::y+|V/
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. *aXZON
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Ufz& 2
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Women get psychic as they age. ?Jlz{ms I
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Fr}e-a
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. XIu3n9g^#
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. zFjG20w%3g
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Older women are forth right and honest. Tr1#=&N0
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熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. e!wS"[,
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 .wrNRU7s
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. y)W.xR
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. g
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. !*:Zcg?7n
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. ()}B]?
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 8c m,G
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 P!C!E/Jf5
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. rO%
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: xo0",i
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? p6(n\eg R
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here's an update for you. P5ii3a?R
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? 5Qp5JMK
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? Eb`U^*A
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig "v-\nAu
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just to get a little sausage ! NDhHU#Q9
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! yV:DR
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