Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am >3$uu+p1F
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. Xv&%2-V;
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 +7^w9G
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Here are just a few reasons. why: QRiF!D)Nk
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為什麼呢? Q'C4pn@
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? $~ VcQ
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She doesn't care what you think. D:6N9POB
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 M;PlSb
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 6Ok,_
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 I*9Gb$]=
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. Tz2x9b\82
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 K)N)IZ1q
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting.
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. /t5g"n3
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Women over 40 are dignified. YpiRF+G
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 Uv'uqt
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera wvX"D0eVn
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. sgD@}":m
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 $'y1Po'2
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you Z{
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 I,w^?o
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 P2 |}*h5(
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. pj j}K
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. O2$!'!hz
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 dZ-Ny_@&
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Women get psychic as they age. t3K>\ :
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, PQQgDtiH
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. { .cB>L
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. [KD}U-(Wg
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 ?3n=m%W,J*
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Fz{o-4
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Older women are forth right and honest. }@3$)L%n_u
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熟女直接又誠實 [;Vi~$p|Eo
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. +<H !3sW
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 z=u~]:.1O
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. gca|?tt
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. DCz\T
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. sek6+#|=
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. p$B)^S%0i
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. YHJ'
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40歲以上的男人呢? LZbRQ"!!o
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 FyQOa) 5
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, G &m>Ov$#&
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. Z=0iPy,m>
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 "MW55OWYU
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 //VG1@vaVX
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: (69kvA&|q
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? M_yZR^;^-
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 :p,c%"
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here's an update for you. wHq('+{=&
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? GcPB'`!M
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? \XZU'JIO
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig :Xb*m85y
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just to get a little sausage ! rHH#@Zx
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 3L%Y"4(mm
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