Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am #$t93EI
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ;hDIoSz
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 BGB.SN#q+
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Here are just a few reasons. why: )Z?\9'6e4
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為什麼呢? #|xj*+)H
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 QZ-6aq\sgp
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? wd:SBU~f5*
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She doesn't care what you think. kZ_5R#xK
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 .Wyx#9
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 \4q1<j
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 5#? HL
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. N'5!4JUI
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. YKj PE
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Women over 40 are dignified. FCr> $
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 !
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. +Y^/0=6h
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Yyh
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, I%G6V
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. au1(.(
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. <N;HB&mr
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. gTP0:
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Older women are forth right and honest. *FUbKr0
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. G_x<2E"d
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. V`"A|Y
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. S-6%mYf
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. oW/ #/;|`
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40歲以上的男人呢? &P{[22dQ
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, 13P8Zmco
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. Ik4U+'z6
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 +Te;LJP
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: qMe$Qr8
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? poYO
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? =7mn=
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig h>+,ba"D
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just to get a little sausage ! Ytnk^/Z1L
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |^i+Srh
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