Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am qnlj~]NV
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. #-`lLI:w0
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 <eI;Jph5
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Here are just a few reasons. why: kDKpuA!
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為什麼呢? ZAP+jX;
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 i>~?XVU
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ibq@0CR
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She doesn't care what you think.
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 /IC'R"V a
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 WAEKvM4*i0
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. q}!4b'z^
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. uu:)jx i
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. Vh<`MS0X
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Women over 40 are dignified. s5pY)6)
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 0v_8YsZ!`$
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. r~TT c)2
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 "OPUGwf
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you sHF vzE%
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 {G}HZv%S U
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. |^F-.Z
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. =%3nKSg
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, CytpL`&^]
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. No7Q,p
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forth right and honest. .H"hRYPC?
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. H
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 /Uc*7Y5j
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. pd#/;LT
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. fDd!Mt
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. &f*d FUM]I
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. |=LkV"_v
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. K>[H@|k\k
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 #lF<="y%X
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 0R&
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 %U
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: >| ?T|
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? {n]sRz
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? A ? M]5d
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? ^>Y%L(>
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig {ZXC%(u
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! CeTr%j
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