Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am .. UoyBV
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. cY~M4:vgT
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 \G3!TwC%
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Here are just a few reasons. why: N 8}lt
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 f".q9{+p,
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? +-P<CCvWz
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She doesn't care what you think. -<d(
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ?cxr%`E
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 D1ZC&B_}-
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. m&cvU>lC
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. GBr,LN
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. kjX7- ZPY
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Women over 40 are dignified. e
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 R8uj3!3^
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. xp=Zd\5W$
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 >KHp-|0pv
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Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you [Q:f-<nH
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 SS0_P
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. )-#i8?y3C
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. @Wz%KdXA
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. OA5f} +
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Women get psychic as they age. D&f!( n
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, Z:c*!`F
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. Se/ss!If
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. Of&"U/^
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ) H+d.Y
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Older women are forth right and honest. L?Tu)<Mn
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. L5&K}F]r^
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. {RJ52Gx(
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. <k5`&X!+
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. lfRH`u
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. g+3Hwtl
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. /D
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 G}q<{<+$
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. I<KCt2:X
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 FF jRf
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: V4Qz*z%
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? d96fjj~
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? cX Ma\#P
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? y%FYXwR{
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig }\EL;sT
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just to get a little sausage ! zNwc((
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! JC/d:.
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