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主题 : If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer
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楼主  发表于: 2007-07-16   
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If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

- We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

- To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

- Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

- To undo a mistake, click on "back".

- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

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沙发  发表于: 2007-07-16   
的确是不错的人生状态。
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板凳  发表于: 2007-07-16   
人生将是多么的美好啊.......TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE ! WAKE UP, ARTHURE!!!!
人生得意须尽欢,莫使金樽空对月
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地板  发表于: 2007-07-16   


very interesting!!! need to follow!
感恩,平安,喜乐,惜福。。。
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地下室  发表于: 2007-07-16   
Great thought!

When you turn off, just think that it is come from "start".
没有人是一座孤岛,可以自全。每个人都是大陆的一片,整体的一部分,……任何人的死亡都是我的损失,因为我是人类的一员。因此,不要问丧钟为谁而鸣,它就为你而鸣。
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5楼  发表于: 2007-07-16   
haha, 阿色还在笑话版孜孜不倦,佩服佩服!
Lying lubricates interpersonal relations. Without lies our social life would soon grind to a complete halt.
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