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楼主  发表于: 2012-12-31   

Medical Chart Notes

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

7. Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. She is numb from her toes down.

15. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

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沙发  发表于: 2012-12-31   
看不懂
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板凳  发表于: 2013-01-01   
看也不大懂,求解释。

但是俺可以给她开个处方。

什么?不懂病情就敢开处方?有处方权吗?

要不怎么说叫蒙古大夫呢!

这个处方就是 Hypericum perforatum.(标准处方真是用LATIN写的,俺就这一点专业,可以真糊弄到一批人)

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