Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am vz6No%8X
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ;QO3^P}
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 c"KN;9c,
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Here are just a few reasons. why: |BGB60}]f
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為什麼呢? 7[=\bL
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 lCafsIB
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? `]~1pc
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She doesn't care what you think. H=lzW_(
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 de=){.7Y
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 zUuOX5-6x
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 x{DTVa
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. s.|OdC>U =
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 6-E>-9]'E
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. n?Zt\Kto
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. %_Q+@9
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Women over 40 are dignified. nA*Udrcn
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 H4B|c42
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 [~NJf3c
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if they think they can get away with it. ;*%3J$T+
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. A_eO
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. rU4;yy*b
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 'm=TBNQTS
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. knn9s0'Q
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. E3hXs6P
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Older women are forth right and honest. ="p,~ivrz
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熟女直接又誠實 *iX PG9XZ
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ~xLo0EV"
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 %W}YtDf\
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. R$h
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. F MX^k
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. >,x&L[3
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. l{I.l
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. }}qY,@eeX
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 r^7eK)XA_
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: D&o~4Qvc]
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? HvR5-?qQ
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 ?o1QjDG
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here's an update for you. A("\m>g$b
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? (A )f
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? NR,R.N^[
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig oI5^.Dr FW
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just to get a little sausage ! D GL=\
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! !hFzIp
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