Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ]*k ~jY,
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ey[Z<i1
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 +8?18@obp
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Here are just a few reasons. why: WUz69o be
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為什麼呢? S{&%tj~U
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 jG{?>^
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? Os>&:{D 4!
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She doesn't care what you think. LB]3-FsU+
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 VUUnB<j
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 ] WYub1
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 2Ul8<${c{
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 vO9=CCxvq
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. dg#Pb@7a
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. M"s:*
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Women over 40 are dignified. 7Rtjm
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 qvy*;
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera (#>X*~6
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. rWNe&gFM
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫
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if they think they can get away with it. e&i`/m5
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 GQYn |vm
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 Oj%5FUP~[%
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 7z3tDE[#
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 9Ca0Tu
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Women get psychic as they age. {#?|&n<
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, _>`9]6\&
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. ;/4x.t#b
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once you get past a wrinkle or two. (c}!gjm
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. cjGN=|`u
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Older women are forth right and honest. }L|B@fW
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熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. rt*>)GI]b
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 PY '^:0
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. .UX4p
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. v8C( $<3%
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. G!C }ULq
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. 7>MG8pf3a
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40歲以上的男人呢? NA0Z~Ug>
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 b5%<},ySq
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, uUq= L
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. abS~'r14
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 7>r[.g
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: SFwY%2np)!
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? P $y'``
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"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 lq3
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? x.pg3mVd>
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? HWFTI /]
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig ps` j>vX*
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just to get a little sausage !
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! ]i,o+xBKH
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