Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am odhgIl&u
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. ofi']J{R
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 IQ~()/;3d
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Here are just a few reasons. why: UnMDdJ\
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為什麼呢? Iq52rI}
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 \:#b9t{B-
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? LnL<WI*Pq
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She doesn't care what you think. 1|]-
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 +u
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 lg=[cC2
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. ae<KUThm
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 !XicX9n
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 7oWv'
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. jc?Hip'
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Women over 40 are dignified. ruW6cvsvet
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. OGVhb>LO1
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 W%wS+3Q/
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if they think they can get away with it. /U`"|3
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 ?L
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 ,yT4(cMBk?
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. y>o#Hq&qM
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. M-Js"cB[
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, J2R<'(
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. \
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. V-
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Older women are forth right and honest. %_u3Np
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熟女直接又誠實 0s8S`hCn>
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. jy*wj7fj
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 khIh<-
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. QA%GK4F70
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. 5GY%ZRHh
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. %1 v)rg
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. vSX
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 gC3{:MC-G
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, OVd"'|&6_
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就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 "L,FUo^&
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. *yf+5q4t
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 =DtM.o
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: 1S=I(n?E
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? e88JT_zrO
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? }ri"u;.R
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? \nJrjH
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 3!d|K%J
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just to get a little sausage ! eg}|%GG
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! :&a|8Wi[W
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