Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am teJt.VA7)
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 !i;6!w
jsN[Drr a
Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : ~S/oW89
$xWwI(SaB
mH$tG
$
XPX?+W=mv
As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. CT[9=wV)m%
r@4A%ql<
隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 W#F9
Qw
y|6n:<o
Here are just a few reasons. why: 2t\0vV2)/O
XGB\rfvS
為什麼呢? G?$@6
&>zH.6%$
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 .yj@hpJM
NfvPE ]S
"What are you thinking?" sG`x |%t
,W}:vdC
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? D.a>i
?W
\jiE:Qt
She doesn't care what you think. dipfsH]p
-{\(s=%
她才不在乎你在想什麼。 OT
0c5x
,m=G9QcN
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 Zk=,`sBC
Me.I>7c
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 N(7 XILC
duG3-E
she doesn't sit around you whining about it. $X#y9<b
W
A9.TRKb=8
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 *]]Zpa6
Vgm'&YT
She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. spV7\Gs.@
'dKfXYY1`N
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. j L|6i-?!
|T|m5V'l
Women over 40 are dignified. l(Rn=?
/Q;wz!V$
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 9lb?%UFe
b(0<,r8
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera L
BbST!
r^~+<"
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. -!PJHCLd
JY"jj}H]|
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 e=0]8l>\V
AM}2=Ip
Of course, you deserve it、they won't hesitate to shoot you [./FzlA s
XRV]u|w=g
if they think they can get away with it. Y:
!L
KW .4 9
當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 XQy`5iv
Oh! {E5!)
如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 <+k&8^:bi
9^}&PEl
Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ;:6\w!fc
'0HOL)cIz
熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. f7x2"&?vg
j$)ogGu
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 7_I83$p'
p /
ITg
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 7 9tE
[Z$H<m{c-
Women get psychic as they age. w
5%Yi{
iJzBd7
女人越老越通靈 WQ9e
~D"
%zcA|SefP
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, `dZ|Ko%k
VE+H! ob
A
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. 8F
uxN2
(DiduSJ
once you get past a wrinkle or two. wo@ T@Ve~
iww/ s
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 Pu3oQDldV
aFTWzz
A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Hm2Y%
4i%
O52/fGt
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 &*v\t\]
g6,D Bkv2
Older women are forth right and honest. DG;7+2U
O&l4/RtQ\)
熟女直接又誠實 sy"}25s
oai=1vt@
They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. O%EA,5U.
dVbFMQ&
如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 N9w"Lb
^ }7O|Y7
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. j.q}OK
+u$l]~St\
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. 1 $&@wG
I){4
MoH.
Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. ok\-IU?
D>7a0p784
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. X!]v4ma`
@ZJL]TO
Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. u}5CzV `
2o SM|
40歲以上的男人呢? -Uo11'{
lb_N"90p
For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 iXMJ1\!q\|
` g]
there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, lbHgxZ
9+@h2"|N4*
就有一個禿頭、凸肚的熟男 ~+Gh{,f
E.K^v/dNdq
making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. L2XhrLK.|
*~^6
3Nx!
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 d/; tq
c~R'`Q
Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 ?h}NL5a
*z~,|DQ(A
女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: cyl%p$
0i*V?
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? \BnU?z
{+J{t\`
"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 YlrN^rO
uBlPwb,V
here's an update for you. 3]*Kz*i
]X6<yzu&+l
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 G8av5zR
tl0|.Q,
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? D4L&6[W
]E/
0iM5
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? es)^^kGj6f
;iKLf~a a
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig &aRL}#U
>.
K
just to get a little sausage ! Tdi^P}i_
yT7$6x
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! MfL
7|b)
.a@12J(I