Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am Xm!
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : rVo?I
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. _Q1[t9P"
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 #ig* !
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Here are just a few reasons. why: <ny)yK
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為什麼呢? /
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 Tp?l;DU
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"What are you thinking?" 5<y pK`Kq
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? lP:ll])p2
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She doesn't care what you think. zn@yt%PCV
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ;,yjkD[mWE
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 E}WO?xxv74
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 -O?}-6,_Z
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. u\zP`Y
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 3r(i=ac0
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. b\O%gg\p%!
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. ~Z#jIG<?g
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Women over 40 are dignified. 06#40-
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ^1^muc[
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 `Mxi2Y{vp
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 =7U_ jDME
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 D!oELZ3
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. ?{
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熟女不吝於讚美,不管對方是不是實至名歸. ny]R,D0
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 1/H9(2{L
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Women get psychic as they age. =#"ZO
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, 2-<i#nA3
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. RN%*3{-
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. kCu
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 G-)Q*p{i|
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Older women are forth right and honest. TvzqJ=
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. d}.*hgk
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 $#/-+>
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. cN5,\I.
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. ;L gxL
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 2V1|b`b#4
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. dt -=7mz#
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. A80r@)i
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40歲以上的男人呢? 5IPZ;
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 {Di()]/
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, SeC[,
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 V4PV@{G
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: _^ 2rRz
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Vk/
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? S<f]Y4A&
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? W]]@pbG"H\
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig W?n)IBj8
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just to get a little sausage ! b
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 5ir[}I^z
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