Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am ViG>gMG v
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : %36@1l-N
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. r d)W+W9
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 9\0$YY%
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Here are just a few reasons. why: imKMPO=
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為什麼呢? 8Dn~U:F/?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 eo.B0NZsF
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? sk
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She doesn't care what you think. b/
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 z<.?
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. aK
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 ;mPX8bT
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. 3Vak
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. 0Q)Y
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Women over 40 are dignified. _KkP{g,Y
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 2.MY8}&WBu
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 {w7/M]m-
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if they think they can get away with it. xErb11
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 9PMIF9
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 2<n@%'OQp
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. 8;#yXlf
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. I0!]J{
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 !SIk9~rJ
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, @PctBS<s
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. B-PX/Q
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. cLw|[!5:
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Older women are forth right and honest. PC|ul{[*}
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 4u"Bl
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. f8`dJ5i
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. WjCxTBI
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. OHrzN']
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. P(/eVD#v
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40歲以上的男人呢? KSHq0A6/q%
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For every stunning、smart、well-coiffed、hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 )ax>*
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, JbQY{z!
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: N/--6)5~0
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? (z?j{J
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? C,GZ
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? n.z,-H17
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig DfP-(Lm)
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just to get a little sausage ! qZ&~&f|>e
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! Ak8Y?#"wz
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