Andy Rooney(美國CBS 主持人) 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :by Titan Kuo on Friday, March 18, 2011 at 8:06am y5!fbmf
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人
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Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 : YT@D*\
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As I grow in age、I value women over 40 most of all. OtsW>L@ O(
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隨著年齡增長、我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 O\z]1`i*o
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為什麼呢? FVo_=O)
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask、 %9HL"
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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒、然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? /l.ox.4z#
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She doesn't care what you think. /t$J<bU
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她才不在乎你在想什麼。 ),%(A~\
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game、 :,~]R,tJQ
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. b$,~S\\c
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 R{0nk
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She does something she wants to do、and it's usually more interesting. VKtZyhK"h
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. g UAx8=h
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Women over 40 are dignified. ->q^$#e
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持 'G|M
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 65g"$:0
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫 R4x!b`:i
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當然,若你罪有應得,她們也會毫不猶豫的一槍把你給斃了 Oh]RIWL
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如果她們可以神不知鬼不覺地脫身。 9irT}e
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Older women are generous with praise、often undeserved. -w3KBlo
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Women get psychic as they age. WA1h|:Z
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40, a|5^4 J\%
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你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔. %jc
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A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. K>_~zW nc
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Older women are forth right and honest. >$ok3-
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They'll tell yo! u right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Z+EN]02|
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如果你是混蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 D$&LCW#x
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ]?"1FSu-8r
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. =|Vm69
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Yes、we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 4n9c
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40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. Xpp%j
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Unfortunately、it's not reciprocal. 7LZA!3
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there is a bald、paunchy relic in yellow pants, Ao}J
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. wLW[Vur[
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Ladies、I apologize. For all those men who say、 8-clL\bm
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女士們,請容許我在這兒、幫妳們說句公道話: sQ05wAv
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? %<?U`o@*
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here's an update for you. L32 [IL|
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? ;:l>Kac
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今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? x+;"(]#
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig WJJwhr
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just to get a little sausage ! /tqQAvj
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因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! YI!@,t
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